In dual attempts to clear the air and help us get on with our pathetic, boring lives, Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan have both officially come out of the closet. We just had way too much trouble reading between the lines of a makeup wearing, effeminate theater boy and a spiraling one-time hottie who posts love letters to her lesbian DJ chick.Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, Clay and Lindsay, for thinking any one of us gives two hoots where you shove your show.
I've sent people your age to the gas chamber. I didn't have to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Judge Elihu Smails
