Awww maaaannn, did you hear about the bash the boys from the AIG frat threw? They spent $440,000 to pay for alcohol, golf, radical hotel rooms and kick ass banquets, with pizza, beer and all the fixins.
The cover charge was $85 billion -- which all of us chipped in to pay. Unfortunately for my buddies Bluto, Otter and Dorfman, they don't make enough money to have to pay taxes, so they couldn't get in to experience one sweet buzz.
Now the hangover's hitting, but not a physical hangover. You see, AIG Insurance never planned on anyone finding out about this party -- the party they threw after the fed agreed to bail their asses out of financial trouble by approving an $85 billion loan -- the party that they approved to reward the company's top performers. That's right -- a company that has been bleeding money deemed it necessary to honor its top performers. So, how little did each of these people lose to warrant this privilege?
It goes without saying, but the people at AIG suck, and should be brought up on charges for squandering tax payer money. But, instead of being punished, the government has decided to give them another $37.8 billion in loans.
Wonder what the folks at AIG will do with this extra coin? I don't know, but I can't wait to see who the entertainment will be. With that kind of scratch, they can hire Sir Paul McCartney and have enough left over to bring in Hall and Oates and Peter Noone.
Party on Wayne! Party on Garth! Go screw yourself AIG CEO Ed Liddy!
RoadRage
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Yes, AIG does suck!
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