Monday, October 20, 2008

I Have Had Enough of Seeing Bears Wipe Their Asses!

Charmin is apparently getting their point across, since I'm blogging about this, but am I the only one who's tired of their commercials?

This is supposed to be a series of cutesy cartoon commercials for Charmin to hock its toilet paper. Showing a human in the bathroom isn't suitable for TV -- so what's the next best alternative? I guess showing the ramifications of bears using sub par toilet paper in the forest? Good grief.

It's not cute when a bear is holding itself because it has to go to the bathroom (pictured), and it's definitely not cute when a bear has specs of toilet paper stuck to its backside. Whether it's a bear or not, that represents one thing -- hanging dingleberries, -- and its disgusting.

Why can't Charmin dig up Mr. Whipple and start asking people to "not squeeze the Charmin" again, instead of subjecting us to this crap?

Besides, how does this commercial prove that Charmin works better than other toilet paper out on the market? Because it doesn't stick to the backside of the bear when he's done? That's all fine and good for the bear, but I'm really hairy. How will it work for me?

So, Charmin, please do us all a favor, and stop showing us bears urinating and defecating in the forest. They can't use toilet paper -- they don't even have opposable thumbs, for Christ's sake. Get more creative!

RoadRage

3 comments:

Hong Kong said...

You're crazy!!! What makes you think people want visuals on how hairy your butt is!!!!

Unknown said...

this one made me laugh out loud.

GB said...

The visualization of your hairy butt is far more offensive than animated bears holding it and dingleberries. Thanks, Kid.