Sunday, July 27, 2008

#6 Suckiest Person -- O.J. Simpson

This scumbag doesn't need much narration. He got away with murder, and has been flaunting it ever since.

For the younger set, O.J. Simpson was accused of killing his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her companion Robert Goldman back in 1994.

After being arrested and getting bailed out, he led police on a famous, slow-moving chase through the streets of L.A. Threatening to commit suicide, he was unfortunately talked out of it.

What came next was the trial of the century, where O.J. was cleared of any wrong doing in the deaths of Nicole Brown-Simpson and Goldman. The trial was a sham, with millions of dollars thrown at lawyers who convinced a jury of morons (O.J.'s peers) that Simpson was innocent.

Anyone outside the courtroom who heard the evidence during the televised trial had already convicted Simpson, and in my opinion he literally got away with murder. Later, a jury in a civil trial agreed, holding Simpson financially responsible for the murders. He was ordered to pay an insane amount of money to the relatives of each of the victims, but has yet to pay off his debt -- claiming that he is bankrupt. Yet, somehow, he manages to travel around the world and is not living on the streets, where he belongs. And, every now and then you hear about him because people want to pay him to write books about what happened -- his version of reality that never reveals anything factual.

Simpson, if you stay out of jail following your latest run in with the law, I hope you'll do us all a favor, move to the northernmost point of Russia and never stick your face in public again. You suck!

RoadRage

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