Dude, We're So High

How was it we lost so many jobs to China, watched our nation go to war based on lies and leave our kids' generation to foot the bill, sit back as oil companies decimate our economy to fill their pockets, and the middle class squeeze now is worse than ever.

As it turns out, America, you were high. Dude.

According to the World Health Organization, we lead the world in drug use. We're number one! We're number one! We're number.... huh? Dude, you're harshing my buzz. Where were we? Oh, yeah. The Planet of the Apes was without a doubt the best depiction of humanistic apes on screen ever....

That's right. We are way too high to care. According to the study, 16 percent of Americans admitted to using cocaine--**five percent represented by Goldman Sachs employees and Camp David. Sixteen percent may not seem like a lot, but when you note that the next coutry was New Zealand at just a sniff over four percent, you've got a frontrunner to be proud of, America!

Since cocaine is more the white collar drug, let's bring it down to street level with wacky weedus. In this category we barely beat out New Zealand for the lead, at 42 to 41 percent, but methinks with the U.S. economy dropping some cocaine users will shift over to Mary Jane, so watch for a jump in that lead when the survey is next conducted.

Ah, America. Land of the High, Home of the Hungry for the Munchies.

In other news, A&E announced the pickup of Intervention for the next two decades.

**Depicts blogger's own data.