Mercy! Now Smails has seen it all. Growing up with dysfunctionalism at just about every turn and having witnessed dysfunctional situations with friends and their families, Smails thought to have seen it all. Alcoholism, physical and emotional abuse, meddling, slandering—pretty much the whole gamut.
Welp the cake was taken, eaten and crapped on my front lawn this morning by Wendy Brown, a 33 year-old-woman from Green Bay, Wis., who in an effort to make up for her lost teenage years stole her teenage daughter's ID and used it to register for high school and join the cheerleading team.
Proving that a diet of Point Beer and cheese and the shock of a Favre-less existence leads to altered states, absolutely no one, from school administrators to cheerleading coaches to cheerleaders thought it odd that a 15 year old would look like a 30 year old. Brown showed up for practice every day before school and even went to a cheerleaders party, where she could combine her missed past with current cougar practices.
What would frighten me about this as a parent in that school district is that Brown was able to make it that far without a single person being suspicious enough to at least request a meeting wit the parents? I am pretty sure that when you register at a high school, your parents need to be there to enroll you because you are still a minor. There seems to be a deficiency here.
Hm? Hm? Alright!
Judge Elihu Smails
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I saw this story on a TV show. They called it 21 Jump Street. She was played by Johnny Depp.
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