It used to be that father-son activities were relegated to fishing trips, tossing the football in the backyard, visiting brothels and, if you live on the South Side, attacking a Major League Umpire during a game. Even Rage knows you only attack umpires in threatening email messages from your personal email account, thus whittling down the amount of time it will take authorities to track you down and ensuring a speedy lawsuit through the court system.But when in Florida, a good bonding opportunity means smashing your neighbor's kitten's head with a sledgehammer and then depositing the spent feline in another neighbor's yard. Take that, miscreant lawn ornament thieves!
How sick a person are you when you not only kill a defenseless kitten, but you bring your son along for the ride? Well, that question can only be answered by Michael Long and his son Michael Long, Jr.
Killing an innocent kitten? Man, I really never thought someone could out-Bin Laden Bin Laden, but here we are.
Judge Elihu M. Smails
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