Former actor and current scumbag Ryan O'Neal is back in the news. He's the father that keeps on giving.First he passed on his sub par acting ability to his daughter Tatum, but then he went a step further, apparently teaching his kids how to properly become addicted to narcotics. Way to go pops!
Ryan and his son Redmond (I guess he was named after the city he was conceived in) were arrested today, after police searched their home and found methamphetamine. Ahhh....good times with dear old dad.
Today's arrest comes a few months after Red's sister Tatum was also arrested for drug possession this past June. I guess the family that stays together shoots up together (or whatever you do with methamphetamine).
With O'Neal's undeserved celebrity, I guess he'll get out of this pretty easily, which means I can't use the line, "Awe, dude, you're getting a cell." Ryan and son are already out on bail, probably covered by his Love Story royalties, and I hear he's up for the Father of the Year Award that's handed out annually by High Times magazine.
Let the good times roll, dirtbags!
RoadRage
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That's my boy!
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