And You Think YOU F*&$ed Up At Work Today?

It turns out, two Berwyn Heights, Md., police officers, hot on the trail of a marijuana cartel, busted into the house of their mayor and shot his two black labradors to death. After the dust had settled and the pooches had been taken away, police came to their senses and realized that the mayor and his wife had been the victims of a hoax by the dealers, who dropped a 35-pound box on the mayor's front steps, which, thinking it was for his wife, he brought in when he got home from work.

Once inside, the officers busted down the door and in the process of restraining the mayor, his wife and mother-in-law shot their two black labs, neither of which had shown any aggression and one of whom was running away when it was gunned down. When the mayor identified himself, not only did they laugh it off, they handcuffed him to the bed... in his underwear... with his mother-in-law.

I can essentially go to work tomorrow, get hammered drunk, burn down the building and try to put it out with my own wee and still come out rosy compared to the two boss-arresting dog killers.

Man, is there a cop downgrade worse than security guard?

Judge Elihu Smails