When did our country go so bad that Mexico would think about invading us? Well, if I carry the two, it looks like somewhere around November 2000, but that is up for debate. Talk amongst yourselves.
For tonight, we have breaking news, people. Mexico has invaded the United States! I wish I was shitting you right now, but I am not. Didn't we secure "The Homeland" after 9/11? Guess not.
Earlier today, the Mexico Army came across the border and--get this shit--arrested one of our border patrol troops. What, did Bluto Blutowski become president of Mexico (It would make sense, considering we have our own underdeveloped frat boy protecting our borders.) when I was sleeping? According to sources close to the U.S. border patrol, instances like this happen all the time, but our government turns a deaf ear to it. What the hell?
So you're telling me that while we are pulling our weiners out of an illegal invasion of a sovereign nation which has cost our country and our next of kin trillions of dollars, the Mexico Army can just walk across the border and hold one of our border patrol agents at gunpoint?
As with any colossal fuck up under the blind guise of this administration, we will ignore it, because we have other worries on our minds, like not being able to afford gas to get to work, exploding grocery prices to feed our families and our homes being taken away from us because of the mortgage crisis. And for those who aren't impacted by this crisis, you have the PR-driven press conference of President Chump telling China how to treat its people, which is tantamount to Ike Turner giving a course on domestic violence prevention.
Great job, Republicans. You've done it again!
Judge Elihu Smails
1 comment:
Smails, Smails, Smails
You can't blame everything on the Republicans...there are two sides to every coin, even when it's a trick coin...Do you honestly think the democrats haven't contributed to the crisis of our Country? Please man !
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