Clipper Ship?

Just when you think you've seen (and heard) it all, you take the afternoon train home... only to witness some moron (see right) deciding he couldn't wait until he got home to the privacy of his parent's basement to clip his nails.

That's right, folks. We may have found a candidate to one-up the little demon and her lazy mother on the morning ride. Some tool actually spent his time on the train clipping his nails. Making matters even more ridiculous, Mr. Clippy thought that by sitting in a rear area of the train, typically occupied by boozing hobos, the other passengers couldn't hear him. Nice try, dumb ass.

Dooh!

Judge Smails