Scalped ticket for Cubs-Sox game: $140
Pre-game beers at local sports bar: $87.25
Sleeping soundly in the stands for the first six innings of the ballgame: Priceless
This dude seriously slept through the first six innings. I had to wake him up three times to get past him to go to the bathroom--just one time. He fell back asleep within seconds of me waking him up on my way back to my seat.
It's one thing to get bombed before a game, because, Lord knows, I've done that many times in my day, but to do so when you are obviously older than 30 is a bit too much.
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1 comment:
Hey, is that Jerry Krause?
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