You ever have one of those years? You know, when at least 10 of the 24 years in which you excelled at what you did--perhaps better than anyone in your craft--are now under scrutiny for you cheating? To make matters worse, the person who outed you for cheating was your supposed best friend? Then, with all the odds stacked against you, including sworn testimony from the person who supplied you with the tools to cheat, you deny, deny, deny? Right, then you lie under oath in front of a Congressional committee.Does it get worse? Well, if you throw in the possibility of some sick relationship with a 15-year-old aspiring country singer who turned into this, and all this happens on the world stage, you would think, "Boys, it can't get any worse than this." Well, now that you ask.... there was the Manhattan cocktail waitress and some fat, drunk professional golfer's ex-wife. What? Mattingly's wife wasn't hot enough for you?
Not so fast....
A new report on The Rocket indicates he used to stash Viagra in his locker at Yankee Stadium. We'll leave alone the fact that he is 40+ and takes whatever meds he needs to compete with the 20-somethings. Hell, I won't even touch the fact that he had Viagra with him in New York while his wife stayed back home in Houston. Just when I thought it would be impossible for someone to actually out-Palmeiro Palmeiro, we seem to have a winner.
What I want to know is why he would keep boner pills in a room typically filled with sweaty, athletic men? Oh....
You'll get nothing and like it!
Judge Smails
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